CLLJ ([info]craigonlj) wrote,
@ 2006-12-14 14:55:00
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Project Ideas
On occasion I've posted strange ads to Craigslist, and been surprised at responses I've gotten. For instance, if you're tall, dark, handsome, and rich, people will want to hook-up with you -- even if you post in the ad that you have herpes. Some of the personal ads I've seen are unintentionally funny, whether it's a woman looking to marry for citizenship or a guy who wants to hook-up with women for no-strings-attached sex and promises to bring his chain-saw.

So I thought it would be funny to try to regularly read and post to Craigslist. This journal will contain the results of that use. This page will contain a periodically updated list of projects I plan to do or things I plan to explore. I will update the journal with entries on a semi-regular basis.

Some content may be personally or morally objectionable. Please be aware of that. Also note, that there may be projects that I do that I won't post right away -- because I'm waiting for something or because they're likely to be so objectionable that I don't feel I can post them immediately (so there may just be surprises for the future).



To-Do:



- Amy Tattoo - Personals ad that basically states that I am looking for a woman, but can only date women named Amy because I have a tattoo of my ex's name, Amy.

- Ugliest Girl - Personals/Sex ad looking for the truly ugliest woman on Craigslist (extra points for the ridiculously obese). Maybe blame it on a fetish or something.

- Emotional Baggage - Personals ad looking for a girlfriend who has a large amount of emotional baggage and wants so badly to be happy that she is willing to let me emotionally abuse her.

- Baby To Go - Services ad looking for someone to bear my child -- not through clinical impregnation, but sex -- and then have nothing to do with the child's life. Possible promised monetary incentive/compensation.

- Naked Masquerade Party - Enough said.

- Services Rendered - Post erotic service ad; get hired for erotic service. (Is it possible? May need a twist.)

(More to come -- this is just a few basic ones to get started...)

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[info]costlycourtesan
2006-12-15 11:06 am UTC (link)
Amy Tattoo - Wow. Just. Wow.

Ugliest Girl - Hubby once put up a picture of himself on a lesbian site where we used to live (long story short - I'm bi and it was a website where I used to try to find dates) because he looked more attractive than many of the butch lesbians who were on it. (Hubby is not a pinup model.)

Emotional Baggage - If you word this one right, I guarantee you'll find girls who will respond. My ex-roommate had a baby with a guy who's as big of a loser as you will ever meet (right now he owes nearly $5000 in back child support) who even after he had a kid he didn't support with her managed to find another attractive (yet stupid) girl to fuck him.

Baby-To-Go I once had a Middle Eastern guy offer me $10,000 to have his baby with sex. I was like $10,000? Are you insane? I wouldn't be able to work for like, five months (yes, girls do dance/escort when they're pregnant) AND I don't want to ruin my body. I told him I'd do it for $100,000 if it was in vitro and 1 million if it was sex. This also happened before I was escorting, so the price would be a lot more now.

Services Rendered - Advertising for this kind of thing on Craigslist is NOT a good idea unless you want to be arrested. Plus, I think that they ban you or at least sanction you for that.

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[info]craigonlj
2006-12-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Services Rendered - They have a section for this on craigslist, though. I can't say how this would work from the legal aspect, but it provides some anonymity, so if one is careful... (And because of that anonymity, they couldn't effectively ban anyone.)

Emotional Baggage - I was thinking that with the right wording, I probably could get responses.

Baby-To-Go - Tricky to do, because you need to have something to make it worth their time. So...that one requires a bit of thought, maybe.

Ugliest Girl - That is rather amusing to put a pic of your husband on a lesbian site. I'm curious if he got any hits.

Amy Tattoo - :D

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[info]hippiecritter
2006-12-18 03:39 am UTC (link)
You fuckin' crack me up. Adding. :)

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[info]craigonlj
2006-12-18 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Your mom cracks me up.

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[info]hippiecritter
2006-12-18 08:47 pm UTC (link)
hooooot poooocket

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